Visiting Uranus Card
We tried advertising this card on facebook and can you believe it, they wouldn't let us do it due to it being inappropriate?! Personally, we don't know what's inappropriate about our aspirations to visit the planet Uranus but hey ho.... All our cards have been designed in-house and then printed in...
£3.95
We tried advertising this card on facebook and can you believe it, they wouldn't let us do it due to it being inappropriate?! Personally, we don't know what's inappropriate about our aspirations to visit the planet Uranus but hey ho....
All our cards have been designed in-house and then printed in the UK. We always try our best to be absolutely hilarious and crude. We've got a passion for quality design and quality print so all our cards are printed 350gsm silk card. They're left blank on the inside, so you can write whatever the fluff you like in them! Also did we mention, FREE SHIPPING, WEHEY!
- A5 when folded (148 x 210 mm)
- Gloss finish
- Free Shipping
- Envelope included (Of course; we ain't tight ass's, don't worry!)
- Comes inside cellophane bag and a C5 board backed envelope for protection
- We aim to get your order in the post the same day it's been ordered
- 1st class Royal Mail delivery
- Blank on the inside
Front reads
Tonight I'm visiting Uranus
HOW LONG UNTIL MY ORDER IS DISPATCHED?
WHICH SHIPPING SERVICE DO YOU USE?
UK 🇬🇧
We primarily use Royal Mail 24: a service which aims to deliver your order within 1-2 working days after despatch. Other than Greeting Cards, you will be provided with a tracking ID.
Larger orders may require a courier service.
USA 🇺🇸
USPS: aims to deliver your order within 5-10 working days after despatch.
This will include a tracking ID
EU 🇪🇺
Service temporarily unavailable. Unfortunately due to the current pandemic and suspension of a lot of couriers to the EU we are having to suspend all orders to the EU till further notice.
🗣️ All 2-3 and 3-7 working day items will be shipped separately.
We primarily use Royal Mail 24: a service which aims to deliver your order within 1-2 working days after despatch. Other than Greeting Cards, you will be provided with a tracking ID.
Larger orders may require a courier service.
USA 🇺🇸
USPS: aims to deliver your order within 5-10 working days after despatch.
This will include a tracking ID
EU 🇪🇺
Service temporarily unavailable. Unfortunately due to the current pandemic and suspension of a lot of couriers to the EU we are having to suspend all orders to the EU till further notice.
🗣️ All 2-3 and 3-7 working day items will be shipped separately.
WHY ARE SOME ORDERS SHIPPED SEPARATELY
All 2-3 and 3-7 working day items require a little more time to process, as some products are printed on demand by our supplier. However we don't want you waiting around for products that only take 2-3 working days, so we ship them out as soon as possible!
MY ORDER HASN'T ARRIVED YET?
If there is no sign of your order after 11 working days, please first check with a neighbour, in a safe place at your home or at your local depot. If this fails, please get in touch at hello@rudecrude.co.uk and we will do our best to help.
Please allow up to 30 working days for US orders.
HOW DO I RETURN MY ORDER?
Unused items can be returned to us for a refund. Buyer is responsible for postage costs incurred, which must be returned within 14 days. Please obtain proof of return postage and include your order number or original packing slip.
To begin the returns process, please send us an email with your name and order number to hello@rudecrude.co.uk
HOW DO I EXCHANGE MY ITEM?
Unused and unopened items can be returned to us for an exchange. Buyer is responsible for postage costs incurred, which must be returned within 14 days. Please obtain proof of return postage and include your order number or original packing slip.
Once we receive the return, we can then process the exchange for you. Please be aware these will be subject to the original despatch/shipping times.
To begin the exchange process, please send us an email with your name, order number, and requested exchange to hello@rudecrude.co.uk
